Alex's Cool WebsiteAlex's Cool WebsiteVaporwave is not just an aesthetic.
Vaporwave is a feeling. A complex set of emotion. It captures feelings of yearning, of simpler times.
A yearning for a future that could have been, of color and sarcasm. It represents what many of us wish we had.
The music along with it allows for a deeper connection, a personification of irony and nostalgia translated to song.
Van Buren: He looks like Ebenezer Scrooge
Gerald Ford: His middle name is rudolph but his nose doesn't glow
Kennedy: He doesn't like Jordan Marsh
Roosevelt: He stole all the gigachad juice for himself
Taft: His suit is too black in the pictures
Garfield: He likes mondays, unlike garfield
Biden: He likes rocky road ice cream but cookie dough is so much better he doesn't even get it like wtf why rocky road tastes like crap and the chips are too hard and fro
Eisenhower: He is bald and that pisses me off
What a wacky image of B E A N S in a rifle chamber!
Woah! Imagine biting into a yummy bostom cream only to find B E A N S !
Gotta get vaccinated against the B E A N S !
Fuck you, Britain. B E A N S do not belong on toast. Fuckin apes.
Sushi is the best food because it tastes great. Personally, I love spicy sushi but they are all good. If I had to choose a favorite roll it would be a spicy tuna roll.
I mean, really. It is that good.
Anyway, if you don't like sushi I refuse to associate with your kind. Get off my page if you don't like it. Just kidding. I am in your walls.
I am a Libertarian CompSci student who loves coffee and guns.
